fun animal facts

super basic identity info out of the way first:

• my name is salem kozik (that's /ˈkɔːʒɪk/ if you're being normal about it, or /ˈkɔʑik/ if youˈre feeling particularly authentic)
• i'm twenty-three (2000.01.28)
• my gender is roughly "wild animal" but he or it pronouns work
• i like dudes in a gay way, which is probably the primary way that having a conventional gender would be relevant to me if i were not forced to be aware of it on account of living in a Society™ and all
• & i am america's premier polack (fourth-gen but i think it's funny)